A Warm Welcome By
Shinoh...
Hello, all my dearies! Hi there, I'm Shinoh Sheknows, and I am the
president of The Brat Renfro Emotional-Dependency Club. You have surely
heard of Brad Renfro, but little do folks realize that his eighth cousin
twice-removed also has an ever-growing movie career himself, and he is the
ULTIMATE bad boy of film. He smokes twelve cartons a day, has soirees
with
undesirable mustaccio'd females outside his trailor, and directors must
always assign
Hulk Hogan to watch his every move and keep the little fellar out of
mischief while on the set. So take a wander around my page and I hope
that you find something that you like. I think he's destined for
greatness, I really do. Enjoy!
"I'm always going to be Brat. Some people would
like me to be Colonel Sanders or a container of cottage cheese,
but I just can't do that." -BRAT
RENFRO
Now in theatres nationwide!!!
Brat News: The Little Scamp Got Arrested!
HARD KNOXVILLE, TN (A&P) - Teen Actor Brat Renfro, well-known hearthrob to millions of teen girls but virtually unknown to the rest of the civilized world,
was arrested for illegal possession of blackmarket Viagra pills.
Renfro was released from the Podunk County Juvenile Detention Center after a good ass-whuppin' and $500 bail.
The redneck celebrity was riding with his friend William Robert (Billy Bob) when they were pulled over for reckless driving of a P.O.S. vehicle. The officer then began search the car only to freeze suddenly as he noticed a bulge in Renfro's pants. The policeman then asked the surly youth "Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" Renfro replied, "Neither, hoss." A further search revealed that the two teenagers were hopped up on blackmarket super-duper Viagra pills smuggled in from Venezuela.
Renfro claims he did nothing wrong. "I mean, sure we were gettin' high, but it wasn't in that head!" If convicted he could face a fine of $10,000 and up to five years of being called "Angeline" by Bruno "Bloodsoup" Gutman in the Tennessee State Prison.
RUMOR: Brat is
really 36.
FACT:This is
absolutely,
postively not true. Brat is
97.
Lookin' good,
Brat!
RUMOR: Brat does not
like to do
photo sessions like
other stars.
FACT: This is true,
he's very
down to earth. By the
way, check out the
Super Brat Photo Gallery with over 5,000 pics! It's worth a gander!
RUMOR: Brat is
the
anti-christ.
FACT: Of course
Brat is NOT the
antichrist. He's
merely the seven-headed
sea-beast, filled with apocalyptic mayhem and the mourning of a
thousand souls.
RUMOR: Brat likes
to breath
oxygen.
FACT: Yes, this is
true.
RUMOR: Brat is
gay.
FACT: Nope, not
even close.
Although, Brat
rather does enjoy
dressing in
lingerie and singing the theme to "Cabaret."
Brat Renfro Poll
#1 - BRAT'S STYLE OF ACTING CAN
BEST BE
COMPARED TO:
A. Marlon Brando
B. Jimmy Stewart
C. Kermit The Frog
D. A Container Of Fat-Free Strawberry-Kiwi Yogurt
#2 - WHEN BRAT SMILES SWEETLY AT
YOU IN A PHOTOGRAPH, YOU...
A. ...feel all warm and gooshy inside
B. ...wish you could meet him in person
C. ...lie awake at night dreaming about kissing him
D. ...wonder how much his orthodontist is getting paid
#3 - IF YOU EVER MET BRAT IN
PERSON, WHAT WOULD YOU SAY TO HIM?
A. "I've always admired you, and I hope that we can somehow be
friends."
B. "You are so cute, and I want to let you know I love you."
C. "One day I hope to have your baby."
D. "Let's cut the crap, pretty boy...how much are you worth?"
A Warm Welcome By
Shinoh...
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